Flowcharts

My boss just called me about developing a new flowchart for some other random dysfunctional department where the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing so now I have to flow-it-the-fuck-out for Manager Becky who doesn’t have an updated job description for Tom and doesn’t know what Matt does everyday even though Becky hired both Tom and Matt and she has been their manager for over 5 years and Damn Becky is an imbecile so it is no wonder people are all confused about what they do even though everyone in the damn department sits in same office corridor she still needs a workflow or flowchart or process chart or a bunch of damn boxes with lines so she can visually see where shit is going bad and why am I doing work for this woman and why does she make so much more money than me this is so frustrating and demoralizing and Oh Fuck! Who knew shit was THAT bad so now Becky sends out a meeting request to more smart dumb people so that we can meet every Wednesday morning over Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts coffee and make me listen to pointless ramblings from people with no accountability and minimal levels of responsibility and absolutely ZERO common sense and now I have to make the damn flowchart 18 pages long and 100 times more complex than your relationship with your college ex and why am I here and why did I study 5 months for the GRE to get into that top rated grad school so that now I can draw mother fucking flow charts for dumbass Becky?